My great uncle Tudor looks
strained and miserable in his official army portrait. He enlisted in 1915, but
army life cannot possibly have suited him; before he signed up he was a gentle
playful soul, a poet, a loving brother to his sister my grandmother May
Castle … and a friend and partner
in crime of the greatest practical joker of the twentieth century.
Tudor Ralph Castle (1882-1916)
described by Virginia Woolf as “tinged with romanticism”
Five years earlier he was part of
a notorious hoax perpetrated against the Royal Navy, which made the so-called
senior service of the British military machine look very foolish indeed. The
hoax was devised by Horace de Vere Cole, a friend from Tudor’s Cambridge
University days and, like Tudor, part of the wider circle centred on the
Bloomsbury Group of radical artists and writers.
Horace de Vere Cole (1881-1936)
who described Tudor as “so noble as to be unique and therefore not easy
for outsiders to see”
Tudor and Horace were already
seasoned pranksters. During the 1906 British General Election they and a third
joker, Dummer Howard (Tudor’s future brother-in-law), had staged a spoof
hustings, masquerading as politicians. Horace led off proceedings with an
interminable and meaningless political speech from the podium. As anticipated,
the audience grew restless and began to heckle the speaker – and that was the
trio’s cue for fun. We are used these days to seeing unpopular politicians
pelted with rotten eggs; but on this occasion Tudor and Dummer turned the
tables and suddenly began hurling eggs into the crowd. Brilliantly subversive of convention!
H.M.S. Dreadnought (launched in 1905)
In 1910 Horace’s plan was
audacious – to disguise himself and his friends as a group of visiting
dignitaries from Abyssinia and con their way into a
state inspection of the navy’s flagship, HMS Dreadnought. It was classic Cole –
puncturing the pomposity of authority, in this case by taking advantage of
imperial Britain’s
eagerness to show off its might to “lesser” countries. The stunt was to take
place during the election campaign of early 1910, an election triggered in part
by the rejection of a budget which proposed building four more Dreadnought-type
ships at a cost of £1.5 million each.
The Abyssinian royal party and their British guide and interpreter
L-R: Virginia Stephen (later Virginia Woolf), Duncan Grant, Adrian
Stephen, Anthony Buxton, Guy Ridley, Horace Cole
To cut a long story short, the
prank was a huge success. Cole’s friends, dressed up by a London
theatrical costumier, travelled down to Weymouth by train, learning a little Abyssinian on the way from a phrase book for
missionaries to the country. They were met with great ceremony which included –
the band being unable to find the sheet music for the Abyssinian national
anthem – the playing of the anthem of Zanzibar.
They were shown around the ship by Admiral May, and returned by a different
rail route to London, undetected
even by Cole’s cousin who was a member of the ship’s crew.
The key to the whole operation
was their sudden arrival, announced by a telegram which left the navy no time
for questions about its authenticity. It was Tudor who sent that telegram, without which
there would simply have been no prank. When Cole, an incurable self-publicist,
leaked the story to the press, it entertained the public and embarrassed the
navy, forcing them to review their security procedures. They decided not to
prosecute the perpetrators for fear of further public ridicule.
HMS Dreadnought's log has been doctored, but Tudor Castle’s telegram to the Royal Navy, 7th
February 1910, survives
Uncle Tudor’s unseen role in it
remained unknown until, naively, he wrote to the Great Western Railway a month
later, requesting a refund on return train tickets which the “Abyssinians” had
bought but not used. Police matched his handwriting to that of the original
telegram order. But he too escaped legal action. Perhaps his death at the Somme
is the reason that this wonderful illustration of his playfulness has not been
passed down in our family. The tale was never told, and I only found out about
it last month thanks to a message from a reader of this blog. (Thanks, Ralph!)
The Dreadnought Hoax, Adrian Stephen’s published account of the stunt,
and The Sultan of Zanzibar, Martyn
Downer’s biography of Cole, both give far greater detail of the hoax itself
than I can include here. I recommend them both.
Very creativee post
ReplyDeleteCheck Virginia Woolf, Letters, vol. 1, p. 415 for Tudor dining in 1909 at Fitzroy Sq. on 23 Dec. 1909, and for a ref. to some kind of a relationship with Irene Noel. He was also at a gathering there in March 1910. He may be the prototype of the Admiralty official Virginia has in 'Jacob's Room' ch 13.
ReplyDeleteThere's a useful biog. of Tudor on the Dumbarton Oaks website. He was the schoolfriend of an American Byzantinist whose papers they have. And have you read his poems? He was more than just a pranxster.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments and useful information. Tudor's poems are good, and I wrote a bit about them in another article here. I am sorry that I never met him, or his sister my grandmother Eleanor May Castle.
DeleteI can't locate that article: can you refer me? His poetic and artistic side makes him a plausible friend of Adrian Stephen in whom I am interested.
ReplyDeleteOK, I found that piece. But I have a question: at p 415 of vol 1 of V. Woolf's letters, n1, Tudor Castle is said to have 'worked in the Admiralty'. I think now that the editor may have had a very garbled memory of the Dreadnought Hoax. From what you say, he had nothing to do with government service until he joined up.
ReplyDeleteThat's my understanding. Between Toynbee and Australia and his trip to India I can't imagine he'd have time. When he returned from Oz he got work in Norfolk I think, which is (I think) where he met his wife. A friendship with Adrian seems entirely plausible. I have a few letters of Tudor's - I'll revisit them and see what I can glean.
DeleteThanks. I am editing Adrian's short diary from the summer of 1909, and have looked at a lot of his letters 1907-14. No mention of Tudor, but he may mention Adrian.
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